A Norwegianboy who listens to metal, gets wasted every weekend, enjoys homoerotic interactions with his homies and sleeping for 3 hours too long. He's also gone almost deaf from all his concerts.
Ungendered person 1: That guy is such an Eymund
Ungendered person 2: Yeah. *yells* EYMUND
Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian
RUN, FAR AWAY
Me: I go to The KingEdmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*
founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddyteddy teddy hall hall hall.
ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones
sthilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"
Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fit girls with abnormally large foreheads.
The breeding ground of Howard estate scum and priors pussy's so welcome to bury St edmunds
A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The KingEdmund School meaning “That boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.