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Eimund is a nice guy that lives in his apartment in a small city called Uskedalen. He is the type of nigga that likes to eat hot dog to breakfast, lunch and dinner, without bread. He also likes sundays and dry months like October. He is short but that means that his dick is kinda big.
DAMN! That dick could belong to Eimund!
eimund by Jacob9991 October 10, 2018
Eimund has the BIGGEST dick and gets all the ladies. Eimund is also very short, which comes to an advantage for Eimund.
Eimund is very sexy

Eimund has a big booty
Eimund by eitangen January 29, 2020

The King Edmund School 

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY
Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*

St Edmund Hall 

founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.

ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones
st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"

bury st edmunds

Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fit girls with abnormally large foreheads.
The breeding ground of Howard estate scum and priors pussy's so welcome to bury St edmunds
bury st edmunds by Banta Hunter December 30, 2013

The King Edmund School 

A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The King Edmund School meaning “That boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”

Edmundsexual 

Person1: hey whats your sexuality again and what does it mean?
person2: oh Im Edmundsexual meaning Im in love with Edmund Pevensie!
Edmundsexual by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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