eyefucker

someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable

joe is an eyefucker

eyefucker by [e-mail] September 6, 2009

elefucker 

People who will push every elevator call button while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. Invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey--often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.

"I would have been here sooner, but some elefuckers held us up on the tenth floor. I flicked them off just as their door shut, the bastards!"

elefucker by Dr. Lingo June 25, 2008

eyefucked 

to eyefuck, it to literally fuck someone with your eyes, mentally imagining to have sex with this person.

similiar to undressing a person with your eyes,

i totally just eyefucked that guy over there!..

"oh my god Gary, that guy totally just eyefucked yhu" ...

eyefucked by crocs20 February 4, 2010

eyefucking 

When you and someone else are looking at each other like you want to have wild sex.

This guy and I were eyefucking for 20 minutes before he had the guts to come over and talk to me.

eyefucking by Brandy Day September 30, 2005

Eyefuckery 

The act of seducing and sexually penetrating visually and without physical contact; art perfected by actor and professional flirt Tom Hiddleston

Tom Hiddleston is the Jedi Master of eyefuckery.

Eyefuckery by NurseRatched June 5, 2014

eyefuck

When a person--usually a girl--checks you out in such a manner as to pretend she's having sex with you. A very good sign for the bachelor.

John: Dude that girl just eyefucked me so bad.
Kevin: Go over there and whip it out.
Paul: Whip what out?
Kevin: Shut up and fix your eyeliner.

eyefuck by Brett Manrash August 9, 2005

eggfucker 

a person who fucks eggs

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"

eggfucker by baos December 28, 2003