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eggfucker 

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"
eggfucker by baos December 28, 2003
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elefucker 

People who will push every elevator call button while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. Invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey--often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.
"I would have been here sooner, but some elefuckers held us up on the tenth floor. I flicked them off just as their door shut, the bastards!"
elefucker by Dr. Lingo June 25, 2008
someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable
joe is an eyefucker
eyefucker by nicolelynn416@yahoo.com September 6, 2009

Eyefuckery 

The act of seducing and sexually penetrating visually and without physical contact; art perfected by actor and professional flirt Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston is the Jedi Master of eyefuckery.
Eyefuckery by NurseRatched June 5, 2014
a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.
Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!
earfucker by theKP May 30, 2006

Emofucker 

someone who likes to fuck emos
Omg katys such and emofucker
Emofucker by Jeddie August 19, 2008
Verb; to eggfuck
The action of cracking an egg in someone's ass and doing anal until scrambled. Then, when they shit, they'll have a surprise. Eating it after is optional.
''Yo man, what happened?''
''Ah, we eggfucked last night.''
Eggfuck by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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