exploy 

to come out of an agenda

They thought they could tangle me up in their web, but my senses were able to exploy me into another dimension just in time.

exploy by psidre January 19, 2018

Ave employees 

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.

Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

Exploding Horse 

To be sexy as fuck.

"Damn, you’re really being an Exploding Horse right now!"

"Your mom is such an Exploding Horse."

Exploding Horse by SubscribeToPeternity March 8, 2023

capitalist exploitation 

Capitalist exploitation simply means the fact that after its commodification the price of your work force on the market is much lower than the value it produces.

Think about it this way: worker X in company Y is producing commodity Z (goods&services). But a wage's worth of commodity Z is created by worker X in only a few hours of labour. The value his work force is rented for by the capitalist is much smaller than the value it creates. The private person owning company Y (don't forget corporations are also legal private subjects) then

appropriates the surplus value created by the labourer.

Simply put: if a labourer creates the value of his wage in a very small amount of his labouring time, who then, is he in fact labouring for most of the time?

Not only does capitalist exploitation entail that most of the value that working people create will be appropriated from them, but also that their limited precious time on this planet will be appropriated from them.

Mark sold 100 fast food meals priced at $5 in 8 hours. In two days the total value he creates is $1000. Yet he has to work for a full month to receive a salary, a wage of $800. Because Mark in unaware of capitalist exploitation he believes he is reverencing a fair pay for his work when in fact he is labouring extensively for the profit of other people.

capitalist exploitation by daskapital July 13, 2014

explode brown 

Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.

"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"

explode brown by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016

Low Level Employee 

Liberals' favorite scapegoat

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"

Low Level Employee by marshland June 1, 2013

employified 

Being paid to do as work the kind of activities that are usually a hobby

I would have done this anyway I'm glad I'm employified to do it

I want to be employified full time

Being employified turns fun into a job.

employified by xoblong November 12, 2010