explouche

(X-pl-U-sh) A compound word of explorer douche- a person who takes "short cuts", wrong turns, and the general wrong way and refuses to admit that it is incorrect and is a total jackass about any help or directions anyone tries to give

"I would have been here an hour ago but Fucking Columbus over here was being a major explouche!

by Apassenger September 29, 2009

expedouches

executing a project in a timely yet inefficient manner without consideration for the quality of the finished product

The Douchebagitron painted the room in an expedouches manner, it only took two hours but it looks like crap. It will take us days to fix that mess.

by Jayseabee June 24, 2011

explushe

to swing back and forth on your stomach in order to stimulate flight while intoxicated.

She explushed on a hammock after ingesting a bottle of tequila.

by SunshineOh9 February 8, 2009

Exploceans

An explosion of gigantic proportions, either physically or emotionally

Girl 1: He said these things and I just exploded with joy!
Girl 2: Exploded?
Girl 1: Yeh! Just exploceans everyhere!

by thelongmile December 29, 2010

exodouche

The sudden and very appreciated exit of a large group of annoying, loud and obnoxious douchebags from a bar/lounge scene. This particular phenomenon occurs mostly in Hoboken, New Jersey during important sporting events. It can also be seen near Houston street, NYC when a lounge or club becomes too cultural or ethnic for the dbags' taste. An exodouche immediately follows.

I was chilling in my favorite spot fingerbanging my girl under the table when the yells of ten guys at the bar area assaulted my ears. I couldn't tell any of them apart, and they all had on long-sleeved striped shirts. I expected a frat anthem at any moment. Reluctantly I removed my hand, walked up to the bar and told the stupidest looking one that I suck dick for money. The group fled the scene in a massive exodouche.

by denalipark August 23, 2009

Ford ExplorHer

The number #8 thing that Barney Stinson would have called his truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back, beating the Pickup Truck and the Win-a-bang-o.

One of the best things to name a Moving Truck that has been converted into a port-bedroom for easy access from the bar. Ever.

For when the taxi ride back to your apartment is too damn dangerous, the Ford ExplorHer in the back alley is just what the Barnacle ordered.

by SycoDan February 20, 2010

Explounge

When something spontaneously combusts with great, very force, killing everyone in a 500km radius.

My Toaster explounged from spontaneous.

by Poo Square African Kid October 24, 2022