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explosed 

when something is exploded and still exploding
its such a good word
person 1: sends loads of messages
person 2: my phone is explosed
explosed by assmunchermomo June 17, 2023

Exposed Faggot 

A kinky, sexually active gay man who is involved in the fetish community. Specifically he gets off on having embarrassing & purposefully humiliating photos/videos spread (with his personal information) across the internet. The more damage these photos will do to ruin his reputation if they were to be seen by coworkers or immediate family members the higher the sexual thrill attached. Please see Online Exposure for a deeper description of the base fetish behavior.

Once When this sexual practice reaches a level where it is so exciting that it becomes a hobby & the person's main sexual fetish these guys are often known as "Exposure Whores" of "Famous Fags".

Exposed Faggots' legal names when Googled will return multiple pages of results under Web, Image & Video searches.
-I Googled Kyle's name & found out he's a totally Exposed Faggot.

-Men all over the world know my name & how much of a slut I am because I'm a fully Exposed Faggot.
Exposed Faggot by FaggotJustinExposed September 30, 2020

Fuck the duck until exploded 

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.
I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

Kim Exposed Taylor Party 

An event that occurred on July 17th, 2016 between Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian West, and Kanye West. Taylor claimed she was never consulted about the lyrics in Kanye's song "Famous" which read:

"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous"

What Taylor didn't know is Kim was videotaping the phone call between Kanye and Taylor where he specifically asks if these lyrics are okay to use in his song. Kim exposed Taylor and posted it on her snapchat on National Snake Day.

Selena Gomez tried to come to the rescue but she got roasted also for being a hypocrite. Chloe Grace Moretz also tried to defend Taylor, but Kim's sister Khloé roasted her too. Many celebrities such as Demi Lovato, Zendaya, Katy Perry, and Calvin Harris rushed to Kim and Kanye's side.

Thus, Kim and Kanye with the help of Khloé shut down three snakes in their path. The Kim Exposed Taylor Party was born.
Not only is there a Kim Exposed Taylor Party, but there's also a Selena Gomez Is Over Party. This whole thing is lit as fuckkkkk

exploded ham 

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
exploded ham by giraffe-o May 31, 2007

Exploded Jeans 

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.
Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.
Exploded Jeans by Mista C November 8, 2021