exirt

Verb: to text a member of the opposite sex in a flirtatious yet enigmatic manner; to entertain a recipient of a text in order to entice a smile, giggle, and/or wonderment without crossing the line into 'sexting'.

Because I was indeed attracted to him and felt compelled to communicate, but wanted to keep him guessing, I would frequently exirt to him with amusing photos, videos, and quips alluding to humor, happiness, and very veiled sexuality.

exirt by prncssp. December 3, 2010

Existemy 

a enemy that needs to exist.

"The product was a existemy to humanity"

Existemy by Cryptonian Dream May 20, 2019

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

WOW! YOU EXIST! 

The best compliment you can ever get from a mathematician.

For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:

All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.

In Baldi's basics, if you answer all 3 questions in the first notebook correctly, Baldi compliments you with "WOW! YOU EXIST!". I then thought Baldi was a based chad, until that impossible question...

WOW! YOU EXIST! by EpicScientician December 5, 2021

Existential Crisis 

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.

Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence

Existential Crisis by X_Random_X October 25, 2015

female exit

a phrase Phil Lester should have never said in a live stream trying to recover his previous saying "lady door".

Dad why did you do dat,
why

enter my female exit

female exit by d-niellester January 24, 2018