Ex-Con
Ex-Con by kookaburra December 19, 2010
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Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.
Ex-Con by HotDiggity! July 18, 2010
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Ex-Con • ex-conformist • ex contact • Ex-convict • controlling ex-boyfriend • excondoser • exconerated • ex • ex boyfriend • ex-wife
ex-con
1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked
ex-con by EmailMeTheCounselingChit May 23, 2022
ex contact
a person who used to be saved in your contacts list in your cell phone but you dont like them anymore so you deleted them from your contacts list
You: Oh, look some number texted me but its not saved in my phone so idk who it is.
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
ex contact by calaburrito July 1, 2009
ex-conformist
Someone who was once a hypocritical conformist who saw the bullshit in it all. Then, they became a hypocritical non-conformist (really just the early stages of getting used to how full of bullshit they still are after years of it). From this point on, they will peel layers of bullshit away year by year (sometimes by choice, other times from hard unsavory lessons that have the power to scar minds). They will never be well-adjusted, and, in the end, see no reason to be.
An ex-conformist is someone who just said, "Fuck it." Only for them, this was not a stage. They revel in this self-realization while feeling the pain of their knowing human flaws, often leading them to despise the human race, who are often busy calling them conformists or criticizing them for being full of themselves and thinking they're not conformist FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES (often leading to self-destruction). Really, two definitions here. Oh, well. Fuck it.
ex-conformist by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 20, 2009
Ex-convict
Ex-convict by KatsukiYuriXJeonWonwoo November 22, 2017
controlling ex boyfriend
A previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.
The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.
Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift
Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere
Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.
Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift
Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere
Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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controlling ex boyfriend by Finally Free! April 11, 2010