8 definitions by calaburrito
when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts
You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.
Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.
Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.
by calaburrito July 8, 2009
I Am Breaking Up With You. Used to break up with a boyfriend/girlfriend via text message. commonly used with a ":)" to lighten the mood
(Texting) You: IABUWY
(Texting) Girlfriend: what does that mean?
(Texting) You: I am breaking up with you :)
(Texting) Girlfriend: what does that mean?
(Texting) You: I am breaking up with you :)
by calaburrito June 29, 2009
a person who used to be saved in your contacts list in your cell phone but you dont like them anymore so you deleted them from your contacts list
You: Oh, look some number texted me but its not saved in my phone so idk who it is.
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
by calaburrito July 2, 2009
when 2 people engage in sexual intercourse in a Taco Bell parkinglot while eating a Crunchwrap supreme and uses the crunchwrap to ejaculate on or to clean up the mess.
Sal: "Hey wanna bang in my truck in the Taco Bell parking lot?"
Rachel: "Oh for sure, you know how much of a slam hog I am"
Sal: "I don't have a condom so let me hit raw and ill just blow a cum-buster supreme onto my crunchwrap, you can eat it after if you want..."
Racehl: "Hells yea! i love cum, and crunchwraps!"
Rachel: "Oh for sure, you know how much of a slam hog I am"
Sal: "I don't have a condom so let me hit raw and ill just blow a cum-buster supreme onto my crunchwrap, you can eat it after if you want..."
Racehl: "Hells yea! i love cum, and crunchwraps!"
by calaburrito December 16, 2009
a headache one gets after watching one of the Fred videos (annoying squeeking voice kid) on youtube.
Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!
Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!
Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!
by calaburrito July 20, 2009
when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page
Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list
Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous
Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous
by calaburrito July 11, 2009
when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.
Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.
Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.
Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.
by calaburrito July 11, 2009