everyoney 

"People" / "every body" in an intersectional neoliberal universe.

Everyoney please settle down, the event is about to begin.

everyoney by cyberphunkisms September 3, 2021

Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

Someone for Everyone by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

And then everyone clapped 

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.

User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.

And then everyone clapped by Ministry June 8, 2018

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021

@everyone 

Possibly the most annoying thing one can do on Discord, a chatting service geared towards mainly gamers. If you use a bot on there to search for the definition of this, you will most likely piss everyone off.

you: .ud @everyone
ErisBot: Urban Dictionary Error: '@everyone' was not found! :frowning:
server full of people: WHO JUST DID THAT

@everyone by magamen123 January 15, 2017

fuck everyone 

The idea that you are fed up and can't stand anyone anymore. It's a normal response to this cruel world filled with (for the most part) selfish people.

Person 1: How are you doing?
Person 2: Bad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because my life sucks.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because people suck.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because you suck. Fuck you and everyone else.

fuck everyone fuck the world everyone sucks the world sucks people suck

fuck everyone by Daredevil123 April 10, 2016

Everyone is Different 

Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.

"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."

"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"

"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."

"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."

Everyone is Different by IkeM October 9, 2003