everbless

a girl with good pussy

such as Mia khalifa... she had a everbless

everbless by e.x.o.t.i.c_jay December 25, 2018

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mount everbreasts

Giant, sagging, wobbly, stretch-marked breasts that are so big you'd need a ready supply of oxygen to conquer them. Usually the only "attractive" feature a man can find on a grossly overweight woman, even when drunk as hell.

guy 1: "I was so tit-faced last night"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"

mount everbreasts by Mirrorrim August 18, 2007

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everbeasted

The kind of drunk where where you don't usually remember much of the night before aside from the most ridiculous happenings such as breaking stripper poles or sliding down the tree outside of your kitchen window. The cause of this catastrophic disaster is due in part to the jungle juice you have indulged in "Lube style" tanker cups consisting mainly of Everclear---thus the basis of the name....everbeasted.

Ed: blah blah blah duuuuude hahaha I'm still drunk blah blah blah where did Tara go? blah blah blah look at my leg hahaha

Greg: huh huh huh dude where are my gleeeses...

Jamie: Greg you seriously broke the stripper pole hahaha

Greg: nuh uh! Oh shit! I was so everbeasted!!

Ed: blah blah blah

everbeasted by ~*ja~*mi~*e~ March 5, 2009