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Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic 

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A member of a civilization that possibly originated on the island of Lemnos and conquered the fertile lands of Northern Italy, growing into a great seafaring and agricultural nation in the process.

They invented many devices we see as Roman, such as the aqueducts, Roman roads, and even the Roman sword designs.

A theory asserts that the Etruscans conquered their way through Northern Italy and divided the Italo-Celtic civilization, leading to the development of the Italiotes and the Celts.
The average Etruscan was a member of a very influential and underrated civilization.
Etruscan by Archduke_Louis May 22, 2020

The Etruscan Fuck

"My wife just would not give it up last night. I had to give her the Etruscan Fuck."
The Etruscan Fuck by AirFrancis October 14, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026