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Estus Flask 

An undead favorite. A gankers best friend. Probably tastes like Sunny-D.
"I was darkwraithing in anor londo, and some little shit ran away and drank about 15 estus flasks!"
Estus Flask by Nastycracker30 September 1, 2013

Etrus Mistake 

When a person makes a grammatical error when posting something on Facebook. Usually associated with a foreign exchange student in the United States of America.
Luca: Only Etrus have that joy.

Eric: Dude Etrus is one person, not many so it would be has. You just said an Etrus Mistake.

Luca: I just died a little bit on the inside.

Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic 

The best meme ever created
Hey, check out my Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic

estusheary tube 

is your tainted esophagus, the passage of air to your brain
When I took that last bong hit i think i ruptured my estusheary tube! -Don't blow yer estusheary tube... dude
estusheary tube by JAXN March 30, 2008

Estruscumicide 

The act of killing a pizza (and/or pizza slices) without first marrying it.

Estruscumicide typically refers to murder of pizza by way of eating before matrimony.
The court ruled that Lauryn committed estruscumicide because she did not first wed her pizza before eating it.
Estruscumicide by Koi Man February 28, 2017

Estrulation 

The process of not paying attention or the process of instigating
The students were estrulating during my class.
Mr. Anderson trolled everyone by making estrulation a vocab choice on the test but now it is a word.
Estrulation by bescience May 24, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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