eshansexual

When your sexuality is being incredibly dense and not realizing you're being hit on. Usually really nice guys, too nice or even borderline gay. Only realizes a few days after and goes on an alcohol rampage after.

hot person: *flirts with person
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??

by lazykevin December 28, 2016

Evansexual

Being totally and utterly in love with Evan Peters.

Nina: im so in love with Evan Peters i want him to rail me!

Lena: i think your evansexual!!

by Nicolalena123 December 25, 2020

ethansexual

someone who only dates people with the name ethan, usually only the unattractive ones though

e.g. andrea

“hey andrea! what’s your type?.”

“ethan.”

“wha-?.”
“i identify as ethansexual.”

by punker-irl is my dad August 19, 2019

evansexual

evansexual is when you are only sexual to one man an one-man only Evan Gaye, this man is the sexiest cutest daddy in the school and has a 12-inch anaconda living in his pants

Omg are you gay, No im evansexual

by BigBuzzy November 3, 2020

shansexual

shansexual is when a person is physically mentally sexually and romantically attracted to a sh4nn0n

great she’s gonna turn me shansexual

by young.sbz April 25, 2020

Evansexual

A sexuality that means your are attracted too the hottest guy ever and it’s your sexuality more seriously attracted too Evan Peters

I am evansexual ,how about you ?

by Ahsmistyday January 6, 2021

enhasexual

you’re ONLY attracted to enhypen members.

mom, im enhasexual ..

by nct shortaro July 1, 2021