When your sexuality is being incredibly dense and not realizing you're being hit on. Usually really nice guys, too nice or even borderline gay. Only realizes a few days after and goes on an alcohol rampage after.
hot person: *flirts with person
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??
by lazykevin December 29, 2016
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