Normal human being: Yo man, you can't park on the disabled spot
Ah beng: Lu si hamang?!?!?
Normal human being: omfg how ableist of me
Ah beng: Lu si hamang?!?!?
Normal human being: omfg how ableist of me
by lazykevin October 02, 2016
by lazykevin October 24, 2016
Nobody was into Paul until they realized how kevincore he was at the party. Now he's banging a new babe by the hour, has been promoted at work, and has liver problems
by lazykevin January 03, 2017
by lazykevin October 02, 2016
That dude has been wai fai-ing for a new Sony phone since forever. Get over it, just buy the latest and be happy with it!
by lazykevin November 05, 2016
When your sexuality is being incredibly dense and not realizing you're being hit on. Usually really nice guys, too nice or even borderline gay. Only realizes a few days after and goes on an alcohol rampage after.
hot person: *flirts with person
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??
by lazykevin December 29, 2016
A sarcastic remark you use to praise a stupid friend that probably won't even sense the sarcasm
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
friend: *does something stupid
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
by lazykevin October 15, 2016