When your sexuality is being incredibly dense and not realizing you're being hit on. Usually really nice guys, too nice or even borderline gay. Only realizes a few days after and goes on an alcohol rampage after.
hot person: *flirts with person
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??
by lazykevin December 28, 2016
That dude has been wai fai-ing for a new Sony phone since forever. Get over it, just buy the latest and be happy with it!
by lazykevin November 05, 2016
A sarcastic remark you use to praise a stupid friend that probably won't even sense the sarcasm
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
friend: *does something stupid
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
by lazykevin October 15, 2016
by lazykevin October 24, 2016
Normal human being: Yo man, you can't park on the disabled spot
Ah beng: Lu si hamang?!?!?
Normal human being: omfg how ableist of me
Ah beng: Lu si hamang?!?!?
Normal human being: omfg how ableist of me
by lazykevin October 02, 2016
Nobody was into Paul until they realized how kevincore he was at the party. Now he's banging a new babe by the hour, has been promoted at work, and has liver problems
by lazykevin January 03, 2017
by lazykevin October 02, 2016