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erysto by Erysto January 26, 2023
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Eristocracy 

The class or political system defined by Discordianism. Mentioned in the Principia Discordia.
Glory be to the Eristocracy!
Hail Eris.
Eristocracy by EPM3 February 25, 2019
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Is a very attractive man, who is good at every thing he does, he is a pretty amazing man,who loves deep. He's stubborn and hard headed. He has a perfect dick.you'll be calling him daddy before you know it he's good at what he does. And makes you feel amazing in every way possible.
You'll love an erasto
Erasto by Lilo2015 June 21, 2020
Is that erasto, he's orgasmic

ernstoff 

ONE GUY: That guy is such an ernstoff!
ANOTHER GUY: Yeah, and that bowl cut only accentuates it.
ernstoff by theredbassist February 13, 2008
The best Elf in the whole wide world. Also the sexiest. See "sexy" for his picture. Also see "Feanor" because they make the best damn couple ever. u.u Effigy, mah nizzle. Effigy. Side note: Feanor can also be found under "sexy". This pointless entry has been brought to you by the letter L for you're a loser!
Erestor pwns your stupid lame socks, you geek.
Erestor by Figgy November 20, 2004

Eristoff 

Completely destroying something but in a good way so that it leaves people happier. Doing something outrageous, blasphemous or dangerous that is scary while happening but things get more fun when it's over. Turn thingsin a more loud and altogether different direction. Cool on the Bleeding Edge.
My pet python got out of his cage and eristoffed the whole party.

I didn't know the answers to my math test so I drew cartoons all over my answer sheeet and eristoffed it.

Paris Hilton in a confessional with the Pope, now that would eristoff his career.

She eristoffed my Life.

She eristoffs my head each time she lipteases me.
Eristoff by Bosex October 27, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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