erysto

Erysto is a weird gal who likes to stream on twitch and eat garlic bread

I’m erysto so hard rn

erysto by Erysto January 26, 2023

Eristocracy 

The class or political system defined by Discordianism. Mentioned in the Principia Discordia.

Glory be to the Eristocracy!
Hail Eris.

Eristocracy by EPM3 February 25, 2019

Erasto 

Is a very attractive man, who is good at every thing he does, he is a pretty amazing man,who loves deep. He's stubborn and hard headed. He has a perfect dick.you'll be calling him daddy before you know it he's good at what he does. And makes you feel amazing in every way possible.

You'll love an erasto

Erasto by Lilo2015 June 21, 2020

erasto 

Orgasmic

Is that erasto, he's orgasmic

erasto by Sargent huge cock master May 3, 2017

ernstoff 

A turtle-like person.

ONE GUY: That guy is such an ernstoff!
ANOTHER GUY: Yeah, and that bowl cut only accentuates it.

ernstoff by theredbassist February 13, 2008

Erestor 

The best Elf in the whole wide world. Also the sexiest. See "sexy" for his picture. Also see "Feanor" because they make the best damn couple ever. u.u Effigy, mah nizzle. Effigy. Side note: Feanor can also be found under "sexy". This pointless entry has been brought to you by the letter L for you're a loser!

Erestor pwns your stupid lame socks, you geek.

Erestor by Figgy November 20, 2004

Eristoff 

Completely destroying something but in a good way so that it leaves people happier. Doing something outrageous, blasphemous or dangerous that is scary while happening but things get more fun when it's over. Turn thingsin a more loud and altogether different direction. Cool on the Bleeding Edge.

My pet python got out of his cage and eristoffed the whole party.

I didn't know the answers to my math test so I drew cartoons all over my answer sheeet and eristoffed it.

Paris Hilton in a confessional with the Pope, now that would eristoff his career.

She eristoffed my Life.

She eristoffs my head each time she lipteases me.

Eristoff by Bosex October 27, 2008