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Eristoff 

Completely destroying something but in a good way so that it leaves people happier. Doing something outrageous, blasphemous or dangerous that is scary while happening but things get more fun when it's over. Turn thingsin a more loud and altogether different direction. Cool on the Bleeding Edge.
My pet python got out of his cage and eristoffed the whole party.

I didn't know the answers to my math test so I drew cartoons all over my answer sheeet and eristoffed it.

Paris Hilton in a confessional with the Pope, now that would eristoff his career.

She eristoffed my Life.

She eristoffs my head each time she lipteases me.
Eristoff by Bosex October 27, 2008
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ernstoff 

A turtle-like person.
ONE GUY: That guy is such an ernstoff!
ANOTHER GUY: Yeah, and that bowl cut only accentuates it.
ernstoff by theredbassist February 13, 2008
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existoff 

the to exist the longest. It's a fight against you, me and whoever wants to
Piss off? I'll existoff you, cuntface
existoff by Elia! January 4, 2008