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Eristoff 

Completely destroying something but in a good way so that it leaves people happier. Doing something outrageous, blasphemous or dangerous that is scary while happening but things get more fun when it's over. Turn thingsin a more loud and altogether different direction. Cool on the Bleeding Edge.
My pet python got out of his cage and eristoffed the whole party.

I didn't know the answers to my math test so I drew cartoons all over my answer sheeet and eristoffed it.

Paris Hilton in a confessional with the Pope, now that would eristoff his career.

She eristoffed my Life.

She eristoffs my head each time she lipteases me.
Eristoff by Bosex October 27, 2008
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ernstoff 

A turtle-like person.
ONE GUY: That guy is such an ernstoff!
ANOTHER GUY: Yeah, and that bowl cut only accentuates it.
ernstoff by theredbassist February 13, 2008
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existoff 

the to exist the longest. It's a fight against you, me and whoever wants to
Piss off? I'll existoff you, cuntface
existoff by Elia! January 4, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008