3 definition by Figgy

The best Elf in the whole wide world. Also the sexiest. See "sexy" for his picture. Also see "Feanor" because they make the best damn couple ever. u.u Effigy, mah nizzle. Effigy. Side note: Feanor can also be found under "sexy". This pointless entry has been brought to you by the letter L for you're a loser!

He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)

He's that little hobbit from Lord of the Rings, who at first is cute, but then just turns ugly and dirty. His relationship with Samwise seems to be really close in just a wrong way. Same with Gandalf, but that's just different because Gandalf is mad pimpin!