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erectangle
A condition found in males in which the penis, when erect, takes the form of a rectangular prism.
This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
"oh damn, your dick is shaped like a rectangle? This'll be interesting" - thats what she said.
"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
erectangle by A∫B January 28, 2010
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Erectangle
When two midgets and two guys of average or greater height all simultaneously suck each other's dicks, with each pair parallel from each other. Sixty-nining, but for a foursome.
Midget 1: "Hey bro, I've been looking for another little person for my foursome, you down?"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"
Erectangle by Cactusjackoff October 29, 2019
Erectangle
Erectangle by Horosko April 7, 2006
erectangle
1)a humourous way of talking about erections, or simply being aroused(applies to both genders)
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.
similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.
erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.
similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.
erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'
"i saw this really hot chick and got a massive ERECTANGLE!'
girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?
That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..
girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?
That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..
erectangle by Heebies December 14, 2008
Erectangular
Casey: OMG Sarah, did you get together with Mike last night?
Sarah: Yeah, we totally got it on, but he was totally erectangular.
Casey: OMG that sucks
Sarah: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see hm again.
Sarah: Yeah, we totally got it on, but he was totally erectangular.
Casey: OMG that sucks
Sarah: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see hm again.
Erectangular by LoLo42313 February 27, 2015
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Erectinated by Dee S. September 20, 2007
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