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erectangle
A condition found in males in which the penis, when erect, takes the form of a rectangular prism.
This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
"oh damn, your dick is shaped like a rectangle? This'll be interesting" - thats what she said.
"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
erectangle by A∫B January 28, 2010
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Erectangle
When two midgets and two guys of average or greater height all simultaneously suck each other's dicks, with each pair parallel from each other. Sixty-nining, but for a foursome.
Midget 1: "Hey bro, I've been looking for another little person for my foursome, you down?"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"
Erectangle by Cactusjackoff October 29, 2019
Erectangle
Erectangle by Horosko April 7, 2006
erectangle
1)a humourous way of talking about erections, or simply being aroused(applies to both genders)
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.
similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.
erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.
similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.
erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'
"i saw this really hot chick and got a massive ERECTANGLE!'
girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?
That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..
girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?
That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..
erectangle by Heebies December 14, 2008
Erectangular
Casey: OMG Sarah, did you get together with Mike last night?
Sarah: Yeah, we totally got it on, but he was totally erectangular.
Casey: OMG that sucks
Sarah: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see hm again.
Sarah: Yeah, we totally got it on, but he was totally erectangular.
Casey: OMG that sucks
Sarah: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see hm again.
Erectangular by LoLo42313 February 27, 2015
Erectinated
Erectinated by Dee S. September 20, 2007
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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