Erectangular

A penis that has a slightly square shape to it. Almost Lego shaped.

Casey: OMG Sarah, did you get together with Mike last night?
Sarah: Yeah, we totally got it on, but he was totally erectangular.
Casey: OMG that sucks
Sarah: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see hm again.

by LoLo42313 February 27, 2015

rectangularish

Something that is shaped somewhat like a rectangle, but wouldn’t be called a rectangle.

Her sunglasses were rectangularish.

by popcornsunfloweridk June 7, 2019

rectangularish

an object that is somewhat shaped as a rectangle, but isn’t fully shaped like a rectangle.

That plant box over there is rectangularish.

by catgurl789 March 20, 2019

rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

by precipitation August 25, 2023

Rectangular vagina

When a girls thighs are so skinny that they don't touch and form a rectangle with her vagina.

Source: The Sara and Aimee Podcast (SaraAndAimee.com)

"Oh my god, she's so skinny. She totally has a rectangular vagina."

by Marceeeeel August 17, 2011

rectangular prism

a word to describe those resembling rectangular prisms to due to having a body in the shape of one.

"look, theres van the rectangular prism! kidding, we love you recky."

by the hobbit's nut May 3, 2008

Erectacular

A phrase used to describe and exceptionally hot woman

My God! she is erectacular! i think im pitching a tent

by JacobsCracker December 3, 2009