erectangle 

A condition found in males in which the penis, when erect, takes the form of a rectangular prism.

This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.

"oh damn, your dick is shaped like a rectangle? This'll be interesting" - thats what she said.

"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)

erectangle by A∫B January 28, 2010

Erectangle 

When two midgets and two guys of average or greater height all simultaneously suck each other's dicks, with each pair parallel from each other. Sixty-nining, but for a foursome.

Midget 1: "Hey bro, I've been looking for another little person for my foursome, you down?"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"

Erectangle by Cactusjackoff October 29, 2019

Erectangle 

When your piece forms a quadrilateral.

Kiera Knightly gave me an Erectangle.

Erectangle by Horosko April 7, 2006

erectangle 

1)a humourous way of talking about erections, or simply being aroused(applies to both genders)
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.

similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.

erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'

"i saw this really hot chick and got a massive ERECTANGLE!'

girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?

That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..

erectangle by Heebies December 14, 2008

Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Rectangles

Apparently Patricks favorite snack

Spongebob-"We still have these"

Spongebob-"pulls out 2 candy bars"

Patrick-"Oh boy! Rectangles!

Rectangles by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022