equption 

When you believe that you're a god or you believe you control other people. The truth is that you don't. Being "equption" has nothing to do with anything, it's not even a country.

Mr Alfred is bugging out right now, he's an equption

equption by JackieThaGod December 16, 2021

Ackles Ass Equation

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty

Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation

Ackles Ass Equation by several very small mangos June 5, 2016

Equationize 

To convert text into equation form in Word.

To select, highlight and press atl+= on Microsoft Word-hence "equationizing" your material.

Broseph, that is sloppy. Equationize that.

Equationize by CaptainSmack October 25, 2012

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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bimbo eruption 

1. A scandal in which a woman publicly accuses a male politician of illicit behavior, such as sexual harassment or an extramarital affair.

2. Media attention focusing on an alleged inappropriate relationship between a woman and a male politician.

Coined by Betsey Wright while working as deputy chair of the 1992 Clinton presidential campaign.

We’ve got real issues to talk about, not the latest bimbo eruption.

bimbo eruption by monkey1235 January 1, 2012

Volcanic Eruption 

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis

As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!

Volcanic Eruption by SlopNChop November 30, 2016

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010