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Equation 

Something too hard to solve,
takes too much time.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO MATH.
"Hey man did you figure out that equation last night?"
Equation by Ebeedubs May 18, 2014

Equation 

The definition of equation can be whatever you want provided it is related to maths and has mathematical operators in it.
'34 - 89 is not equal to 400' is an equation!
Equation by Anonymous Dkiller April 13, 2019

equation boy 

someone who wears a respectable suit but listens to RnB music. he also works a 52 hour day in morrisons.which means that his day is 2 and 3 quarters longer than yours! hes a mathematician you see. he can work stuff out real good!
hohoho.the windspeed is 10000 kmp.
o dear. this pint does not have anough beer in it.
o no....i just spilt mustard on my suit...
o dear. o no.
equation boy by bob dylan May 6, 2005

Equation wrangler 

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no equation wrangler, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

Equation Fucker 

Someone, usually a man, who's in love with math. If math were a person a Equation Fucker would like to make sweet love to them.
Our math teacher is a equation fucker, seriously.

Equation Sheet 

An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.
I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.
Equation Sheet by Equation Sheet December 15, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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