An individual that creates and solves any equation.
All equationists are geniuses.
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(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.
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by lyssalicious February 27, 2010
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I shall demonstrate how the equation of Equationism leads to the meaning of life!
Take a number, 1456 say.
(14) ; 56
1+4 = 5
5+4 = 9
5+6 = 11!
Therefore, the solution to (14) ; 56 is:
911!
See! Now you see the light!
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The Parable of the Old Man
The word of ( ) ; █. Thanks be to ( ) ; █.
And so the prophet Stavros went to San Fransisco, and on his way he met a man, a poor man dressed in rags. He inquired: "What are you doing here old one?"
The man replied: "Trying to discover the meaning of life."
And so Stavros took his hand, and led him up to the tallest of hills. They looked over the land, scrupulously.
"What am I seeing, oh wise one?" The old man asked. Stavros raised a hand. And with it, a bolt of lightening blessed with the grace of holiness razed the land before them, and carved into the ground: ( ) ; █. The old man stood, amazed.
"This is the meaning of life. All things lead back to ( ) ; █." Stavros said. And before the old man's eyes, a light appeared in the sky.
"This is Stavros, my student, my child. Believe him, and you will live everlasting." And so the old man bowed to his knees, and traced in the dirt: ( ) ; █. And he lived everlasting.
The word of ( ) ; █.
Take a number, 1456 say.
(14) ; 56
1+4 = 5
5+4 = 9
5+6 = 11!
Therefore, the solution to (14) ; 56 is:
911!
See! Now you see the light!
----
The Parable of the Old Man
The word of ( ) ; █. Thanks be to ( ) ; █.
And so the prophet Stavros went to San Fransisco, and on his way he met a man, a poor man dressed in rags. He inquired: "What are you doing here old one?"
The man replied: "Trying to discover the meaning of life."
And so Stavros took his hand, and led him up to the tallest of hills. They looked over the land, scrupulously.
"What am I seeing, oh wise one?" The old man asked. Stavros raised a hand. And with it, a bolt of lightening blessed with the grace of holiness razed the land before them, and carved into the ground: ( ) ; █. The old man stood, amazed.
"This is the meaning of life. All things lead back to ( ) ; █." Stavros said. And before the old man's eyes, a light appeared in the sky.
"This is Stavros, my student, my child. Believe him, and you will live everlasting." And so the old man bowed to his knees, and traced in the dirt: ( ) ; █. And he lived everlasting.
The word of ( ) ; █.
by HumbleServentOfEquationism July 7, 2011
Get the Equationism mug.1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
Get the Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road mug.Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
by Anarchist October 17, 2003
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