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Equanimity 

A calmness or evenness of temper, especially in difficult situations. One of the characteristics Bob Costas gave to Tim Tebow.
Wow, Tim Tebow sure has a lot of haters, but he never breaks out in anger. What equanimity!
Equanimity by TwoAngryFigs December 15, 2011

Equanimeous St. Brown 

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.
Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!

equanimeous 

full of calm emotions when under pressure or dealing with problems.
Equanimeous St. Brown was quite equanimeous when he caught the game winning touchdown in the National Championship game.
equanimeous by Bob McBobbyson September 24, 2017

equanimicable 

A state of amiable equanimity; being amicable with equanimity.
Sharon is always equanimicable, she never shows her anger or dislike for others, not since her lobotomy.
equanimicable by Bard of Boil April 24, 2019

Equanimarian

Equanimarian
noun
A person who maintains internal equilibrium while moving through external turbulence.
Not detached.
Not passive.
Not argumentative.
The Equanimarian does not react on cue.
Does not escalate to prove a point.
Does not chase agreement.
They introduce slight disturbance—
a phrase, a question, a presence—
then continue on their way.
They are often mistaken for cold, aloof, or contrarian.
In truth, they are simply unhooked.
Traits:
Speaks minimally but precisely.
Does not defend every statement.
Observes reaction without absorbing it.
Moves like water over stone—altering shape without losing form.
Creates riffles, not floods.
Example:
“He said ‘water has memory’ and kept walking. Total Equanimarian.”
“He said ‘water has memory’ and kept walking. Total Equanimarian.”
Equanimarian by Heymuse March 2, 2026
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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