Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.
"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"
by TRSnakeEyes March 02, 2015
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Equanimeous St. Brown

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.
Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!
by TRSnakeEyes October 29, 2021
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