Equanimeous St. Brown

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.

Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!

by TRSnakeEyes October 28, 2021

Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.

"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"

by TRSnakeEyes March 01, 2015