eponist

Someone who vigorously defends using a brand name to define/name an object.

New Jerseyan 1: Hey bra, wanna go get some pork roll , egg, and cheese bagels for breakfast?
New Jerseyan 2: Its called Taylor Ham, and yes - lets go.
New Jersian 1: Whoa okay, pork roll ... Taylor Ham, its the same meat in the end isn't it?
New Jerseyan 2: I will murder your whole family if you ever refer to Taylor Ham as pork roll again.
New Jersian 1: I didn't realize you were such an eponist - can we just go?

eponist by Uganda be kidding me November 3, 2023

eponysterical 

posts and comments which are funny in light of the poster's user name

the following comments are eponysterical:

"What is the best place to aim in a standard wall-based men's urinal to minimize spray (on yourself)?"
posted by pissfactory

"turkey tryptophan wont make you sleepy"
posted by Tryptophan-5ht

eponysterical by zyzzyx January 4, 2007

Eonist 

A transvestite (after the gender-troubled Chevalier d'Eon, 18th-19th century).
In the early 21st century, the exploits of a highly attractive young man who enjoyed dressing as a woman "with these huge boobs" ironically (and unbeknown to him) led to a revival of the term; his name, incidentally, was Eon.

The baseball cap made the Eonist's outfit complete: only a close observer could detect latent hints of femininity beneath its plastic visor.

Eonist by The Dilettante September 3, 2007

econista 

The group of alarmist faux environmentalists who continue to spread a single sided opinion on the cause and consequences of global warming.

Did you see those econistas protesting in front of Exxon?

econista by the awkward lie May 8, 2007

Egonistic 

Being misogynistic and egotistical or egocentric.

They were very Egonistic.

Egonistic by Human_37 January 2, 2023