Someone who vigorously defends using a brand name to define/name an object.
New Jerseyan 1: Hey bra, wanna go get some pork roll , egg, and cheese bagels for breakfast?
New Jerseyan 2: Its called Taylor Ham, and yes - lets go.
New Jersian 1: Whoa okay, pork roll ... Taylor Ham, its the same meat in the end isn't it?
New Jerseyan 2: I will murder your whole family if you ever refer to Taylor Ham as pork roll again.
New Jersian 1: I didn't realize you were such an eponist - can we just go?
by Uganda be kidding me November 3, 2023
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