Sarcastic title, proudly used by those with Engineering degrees, when others without the degree, claim to be Engineers.
A supervisor introducing the working team to a new member:
"Even though he’s the only one with a real Engineering degree, Jack calls himself a Pseudo-Engineer because others here in the company claim to be Software Engineers but their degrees are from everything from Political Science to Accounting."
"Even though he’s the only one with a real Engineering degree, Jack calls himself a Pseudo-Engineer because others here in the company claim to be Software Engineers but their degrees are from everything from Political Science to Accounting."
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1: A person without an Engineering Degree who claims being an Engineer simply because they work in Engineering tasks.
2: A person who hasn’t gone through the rigors of Engineering School, yet pretends to be an Engineer.
2: A person who hasn’t gone through the rigors of Engineering School, yet pretends to be an Engineer.
Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm an Engineer."
Guy 2: "Oh cool! My brother's an Engineer. What's your degree on?"
Guy 1: "Well, it's in Graphic Design, but I have a Java certification and write software for a living."
Guy 2: Snickers and thinks to himself "Perfect...another Pseudo-Engineer."
Guy 2: "Oh cool! My brother's an Engineer. What's your degree on?"
Guy 1: "Well, it's in Graphic Design, but I have a Java certification and write software for a living."
Guy 2: Snickers and thinks to himself "Perfect...another Pseudo-Engineer."
by truepseudonym July 9, 2018
Get the Pseudo-Engineer mug.Often you've heard God be addressed in the bible. However, what you didn't know was that God was also mentioned in a series that started on September 9, 2009. This series was then adapted to a full-color sequence known as Attack On Titan on April 6, 2013. Upon watching, God isn't often presented until the 104th Training Corps Arc.
They refer to God as Erwin Smith. He has the sky's most golden hair, strawn and made through the many working hands of angels. The bluest eyes that put the sea and sky to shame and two wings adorn above those pools of water. Two BIG... and VERY WELL GROOMED wings bared before all who have the pleasure of being in this god's presence. Intellectual call it God's Wings of freedom. A symbol of the cause this man has put his heart and dedication too.
You may call him, Danchou? Commander? alluring? Beautiful? Sexy? Hot? Attractive? Breath Taking? Adoring? One of a kind? Amazing? Wonderful? Etc...
With every God, there is also a Goddess. That Goddess being Levi Ackerman also known as Captain Levi. Who was taken under Erwin Smith's watchful and very fixed gaze. Erwin Smith loves this goddess, though he is a man- we will still refer to him as a goddess. Because let's be honest... He fits the definition well.
Acknowledge that Erwin Smith, also known as God was the real reason why Attack On Titan was so amazing.
They refer to God as Erwin Smith. He has the sky's most golden hair, strawn and made through the many working hands of angels. The bluest eyes that put the sea and sky to shame and two wings adorn above those pools of water. Two BIG... and VERY WELL GROOMED wings bared before all who have the pleasure of being in this god's presence. Intellectual call it God's Wings of freedom. A symbol of the cause this man has put his heart and dedication too.
You may call him, Danchou? Commander? alluring? Beautiful? Sexy? Hot? Attractive? Breath Taking? Adoring? One of a kind? Amazing? Wonderful? Etc...
With every God, there is also a Goddess. That Goddess being Levi Ackerman also known as Captain Levi. Who was taken under Erwin Smith's watchful and very fixed gaze. Erwin Smith loves this goddess, though he is a man- we will still refer to him as a goddess. Because let's be honest... He fits the definition well.
Acknowledge that Erwin Smith, also known as God was the real reason why Attack On Titan was so amazing.
"No one's slick as Erwin, No one's quick as Erwin. No one's neck is incredibly THICC as Erwin's."
"Where is the commander?"
"He's in his quarters. Playing Monopoly with Captain Levi."
"If I could, I would gulp down all of Erwin Smith's bathwater. That's a fact."
"Where is the commander?"
"He's in his quarters. Playing Monopoly with Captain Levi."
"If I could, I would gulp down all of Erwin Smith's bathwater. That's a fact."
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