enviroid 

A portmanteau of "environmentalist" and "hemorrhoid," an enviroid is a self-appointed savior for the planet whose humorless criticisms of others lifestyle choices make them a pain in the ass.

Dave came up to me at the party last night and gave me a bunch of crap for driving a mile to get here instead of walking in the summer heat; then he got really salty because I drive an SUV. What an enviroid!

enviroid by gnodab August 31, 2018

Enviridiots 

Foolish environmentalists who focus on superficial things with little or no effect on the environment. This also includes those who use alarmist talking points which are totally unrelated to the environment.

The latest action by that group really shows that they have been taken over by Enviridiots. We have larger issues to worry about than human fart gas influencing the migration of Duckbilled Platypus.

Enviridiots by Norske-Division August 11, 2008

Envirocide 

The human activity of destroying or causing irreparable damage to entire natural ecosystems over extremely large areas, typically in the interests of economic gain, or occassionally, for military purposes.

Justin: "Whoa! Did you see where Canada is committing total ENVIROCIDE all around Alberta's Athabasca Oilsands?"

Brittany: "Yeah, like, you can see the effects from space, like, on Google Earth. The area's the size of, like, all of Florida!"

Envirocide by Peter Ralphs January 12, 2009

Envirodangerist 

Any person who posses a permanent threat the the environment, and who's carbon footprint is bigger than Paul Bunyan's.

Easy to pick out from the crowd, will normally be driving a Hummer, letting the faucet run while brushing, and leaving the lights on all day in rooms they aren't even occupying.

This earlier bad habit is now a world-wide epidemic due to easy access to environmentally dangerous products which us as humans carelessly dispose of minute after minute, second after second.

I could care less about the world, I'll be dead before the inevitable effects take place.

I do want to inform the public about these people though because its always good to know if you are around an Envirodangerist. They tend to run up big electric and water bills.

Envirodangerist by [*MP*]TWIST^Prez December 16, 2008

Envirodouche 

A person who becomes a douche only when talking about environmental issues. Often quite lovely out of context and, worst of all, means well while they preach. They know all the facts and just want to make the world less ignorant, one person at a time.

Person One: "I decided to go for the meat option at the ball, the vegetarian risotto looked terrible."

Person Two: "Is a nice meal really worth the future of our planet? Do you know how much land and energy is required to..."

Person One: "Uuuuuuuhhhhh quit being an envirodouche, it's one steak, one time."

Envirodouche by PearsC June 21, 2015