amurbed

Combination of amused+disturbed. i.e., The state of being both amused and disturbed at the same time. Common among individuals with warped and/or crass senses of humor such as those who frequent /b/ or alt.tasteless.

My friend and I discussed all the things that cause weird colored poop earlier. It was gross but I couldn't stop laughing I was so amurbed.

by gnodab December 01, 2009

qfwgehrjtkyluzixocpvabsndm

Only true pioneers have ever ventured this far.

Maybe qmwnebrvtvyxuzilokpjahsgdf? No thats been done.
What about qewretrytuyiuoipoapsadsfdgfhgjhkjlkzlxzcxvcbvnbm? ...really? Thats been done?
qfwgehrjtkyluzixocpvabsndm? Finally, a new one.

by gnodaB December 21, 2020

ButtHertz

The frequency at which a WATB (whiny-ass titty-baby) whines about something.

The whining by pacifists after Osama Bin Laden was killed registered at over 9000 ButtHertz (BHz). It was at once both a painful and sweet sound.

by gnodab May 30, 2011

enviroid

A portmanteau of "environmentalist" and "hemorrhoid," an enviroid is a self-appointed savior for the planet whose humorless criticisms of others lifestyle choices make them a pain in the ass.

Dave came up to me at the party last night and gave me a bunch of crap for driving a mile to get here instead of walking in the summer heat; then he got really salty because I drive an SUV. What an enviroid!

by gnodab August 31, 2018

0

The number of fucks that one gives.

Person 1: Excuse me, sir, can you spare a fuck?
Person 2: I am truly sorry, I have 0 fucks left.

by gnodaB November 06, 2013