enshitten

(v) To make something shitty.

You will not enshitten this project with your tomfoolery!

by iDiaz October 1, 2007

enshittification

noun. Rendering something that was previously okay or even positive into a steaming pile of shit. verb: to enshittify. past participle: enshittified

Jimmy Carter's decline serves to underline the enshittification of US politics since Reagan.

by MPgh February 20, 2023

enhottenate

1. To make hot. 2. To cause an axon in the ILoveBees alternate-reality game to become hot. As part of the game, calls are placed to payphones (known as axons) throughout the United States. Whenever a player successfully locates the right phone at the right time, answers the call, and answers a question correctly, that axon is listed as "hot" on the game's website. As axons are enhottenated, clues about the game are revealed to the players.

People told me that I'm too obsessed with ILoveBees after I skipped my own father's funeral to enhottenate a axon on the other side of town, but it was worth it!

by 476 October 20, 2004

enwhitened

Knowing a lot about caucasian people and/or their culture

- Yo 'sup Marcus, where you been at all day nigga?
- Check it Jamal, Steve's been teaching me all about organic gardening! I feel so enwhitened!

by Papa Del September 23, 2010

Unshittening

The act of taking work done by party(ies) who have since left your organisation and transforming them from something that works like shit, to something that just about works.

What the fuck kind of drug was he taking when he wrote this fucking code. We're gonna have to do an extensive and costly Unshittening exercise on this tod.

by biznuge May 2, 2017

eShitters

The real name for eCritters, a shitty online pet site that looks like Neopets Year One did some acid, forgot everything they ever learned about style or visual appeal, and died, its corpse ravaged by maggots and scavengers.

This website sucks, but at least it's not eShitters.

by tartlicious September 6, 2010

Enwhitenment

The paste that Marc Normand (Norm McDonald's unwanted bastard son who LARPs as a comedian) uses to bleach his asshole and whiten his teeth.

My butthole is need of a good enwhitenment after last week's stomach flu.

by TheRealOpster October 8, 2019