eShitters

The real name for eCritters, a shitty online pet site that looks like Neopets Year One did some acid, forgot everything they ever learned about style or visual appeal, and died, its corpse ravaged by maggots and scavengers.

This website sucks, but at least it's not eShitters.

by tartlicious September 6, 2010

Exam shitters

When you really need to shit before your exams, because you are stressed.

Damn Kris, you seem to have a case of the exam shitters

by baboon_shark November 9, 2020

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

Street Shitters

A euphemism for people from any part of the world that is backward, uncivilized and always smells like dung, no matter where you go.

Tom: "Jesus Fucking Christ, why does that apartment building stink so badly?"
Dave: "A bunch of street shitters moved in last year. It's just awful over there..."

by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH December 4, 2016

Shitterstock

A fee-based online resource available using an app that offers endless stock photographs and videos of shit and people shitting.

Shitterstock fans have been known to call it the Greatest Shitshow on Earth!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2021

Shitters Alley

A bad state of being. Often has to do with ones living situation. Often, an upstanding or wealthy individual who has gone from riches to rags, lost purpose, a job, family, or become an addict.

After my bosses wife and kids left him, he began to drink and now lives in one bedroom apartment on "Shitters Alley".

by Macrent2 September 28, 2009

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011