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An enforcher is one who thinks that he knows what he's talking about, but is actually so clueless that he really couldn't even find the shit on the toilet paper he just used to wipe his own ass.

See also: monkier
"I thought he might be able to help me setup my wireless network, but it turns out he was nothing but a bloody enforcher."
enforcher by Bill Striker September 28, 2004
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Enforcerrr 

It means That You want to slide into ralphies gaping bussy
Your such an Enforcerrr You like ralphies bussy
Enforcerrr by Exot1c1 December 28, 2020

enforcer 

Member of a criminal gang, or corrupt political organization, hired for handling dirty job on behalf of his boss, ex: blackmailing, racketeering, kidnapping, punishment or assassination.

Usually a tough guy, capable of using various weapon, and skillful in boxing or marital arts.
Carlito was enforcer for Mexican drug lord
enforcer by dildo777 August 23, 2018

xbox enforcement team

Eugene’s that live in there mothers basement and ban innocent Xbox players to make them selfs feel better
Man those damn Xbox enforcement team people banned me again

i support law enforcement bumper stickers 

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims
dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.
Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

enforcer 

A violent guy hired to kill, intimidate or beat people for money, usually looks like a pugilist, wears agressive clothes (punk style, rocker style, gangsta style or like a bodyguard) and a fuckin' attitude that can intimidate anyone just to look at him.
You: Hey man, I will pay you 200 bucks to rough that stupid Bully that beated up my lil' brother!

5 minutes later...

Enforcer: This is from a friend you've fucked!!! (and he beats him in da face)

Bully (nose bleeding): No wait man! this must be a mistake =O !!!

Enforcer: Let's make this motherfucker pay!!! (and he starts to punchin' him so hard that you will feel pity... no wait, KEEP BEATING HIM :D!!)
enforcer by Juanisimo April 12, 2007
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