endism 

The belief that something of significant scope and duration, particularly something negative, is coming to an end.

The rumors of Japan surrendering soon strengthened the soldiers emotions of Endism

endism by ZHOMBEE October 19, 2021

Edism 

A word or phrase or thought that only Ed understands.

The word or phrase or thought may have been common in the early 19th century, but is used today by ED!

Ed: "I know exactly what's going on here. I was trying not to tip my hand. Just know that I know."

Other person: What the hell was that? An Edism?

Ed: "...IT'S NOT AN EDISM. IT'S AN OLD TIME POKER TERM. THAT I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD."

Other person: Exactly

Edism by Superjfly December 9, 2008

Happy-Endist 

A person with a 100% positive attitude towards life. Everything with a doubtful ending is supposed to turn out perfectly fine.

Noun: Happy Endism

"There are happy-endists everywhere!"

- Typical phrase of a happy-endist: "Everything is gonna be alright."
- The end of the World will never come. And if it does - against all odds - the post-end-era will be even better than the World before.

Happy-Endist by FrauLaura September 30, 2012

ennismore 

Nestled in the quiet but bustling kawarthas, this wondrous hamlet is home to bruce, and at least 7 other people (including bruce's sister/wife). It his also home of the epic Sullivan family whose retail prowess has turned the hamlet into the economic capital of not only the Kawarthas, but possibly the entire continent. The people of Ennismore, also known as "Ennismorons" enjoy curling at the Ennismore curling club (also known as the ECC), riding the lochs (aka their cousins), visiting the big city of Peterborough and visiting their favorite spot on Lake Buckhorn "the old agam." Home of the new Kirschworld, Elliot is the 8th and newest Ennismoron. The population of Ennismore triples in the summer when kinderlach from the nearby Toronto, Montreal, etc make the trek up to Moshava (pronounced Mah-shah-vah). Moshava, and its fertile "crops" are kept during the year by the incredible Vince along with his sidekick Caleb, whose catchphrase "Welcome to Moshava, Eh?" Living in a shack on Moshava proper, he built B5 and G3 in the same hour, before going waterskiing on Buckhorn. We wish Vince and his wife Karen continued success in the Future.

Ennismore Facts:
98% of families were already families
2% of Ennismorons have heard Bruce tell his entire life story.
98% Have heard him say it twice
The original 2% tuned out and began listening to "Cat Scratch Fever"

Ennis, Ennis, Ennismore, is the place we all adore.

ennismore by Janet and Rob December 13, 2009

Edism 

Pointless, inane statement.

'Sven Goran Erisson will score the winning goal for England in the 2004 World Cup'

Edism by WaCkO October 19, 2004

enoism 

Extremely bi-polar moods ALWAYS HUNGRY severe anger issues and wants joey urban to gently place his fuck stick inside her.

damn that hoe has got some serious enoism

enoism by enotistic frick May 12, 2018

Edism 

Witty and insightful summary of a situation, which clearly cuts the crap whilst encompassing the full complexities. A phrase likely to resonate with the intelligent in the audience.

An oft-used Edism: "We're fucked", esp. with reference to the global outlook, or perhaps after an orgy.

Edism by Someone certainly not called Ed September 29, 2007