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Term used to describe an outburst of an individual who is very active minded who blurts out random things he or she finds comical. These are usually stated when a highly active mind quickly changes thought processes to roughly relate the joke to something that is happening at the current moment as is the case of those with Attention Deficit Disorder. These outbursts can be humerous depending on the individual or flat out stupid. Enism's typically are made out in public and often embarrass those who are around the individual.
Friends are currently talking about how the did on an exam.

An attractive girl walks by...

Not having noticed the girl but in his or her own trance (Enism, "I would helicopter the shit out of that girl she's so small)

Friends, "Oh no, he totally just said an Enism"
Enism by TheLuminaryEnigma October 7, 2012
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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)
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Enisha is an incredible person to be around and an absolute person to meet. She is very loyal, trustworthy, kindhearted and lovely. She is the best girlfriend someone could think of having, because of her small tiny gestures, and her kind nature towards everyone she meets. And believe it or not, she will never leave you and will always be by your side. She is so cute and adorable. She is stunningly gorgeous and if you have met an Enisha then you are surely lucky.
Enisha is very nice and looks stunning like always.
Enisha by Particles May 11, 2019
The most incredible human being that exists.
Her body is like sheeesh and her face is like skyrrr.

When she drops that georgous smile on you
You like : Daaaamn that girl is THICC
Dude1: That enisa girl is sooo beatiful

Dude2: heck yeah shes amazing
Enisa by JustTino June 14, 2020
When you are an round boy named Roger and you change, your former friends become your Enimes.
Once in a place far away, a very long time ago there was an boy named Roger, he was tall but a bit round. He lived in a big city where unusual things seemed to happen everyday. For example, his uncle died. Anyway, Roger had lots of Enimes in the city, all the people he used to like were now his Enimes.
Enimes by Shmookk October 8, 2020
A person of mystery that keeps you guessing
Janine is such an enigma!
enigma by Mart-i April 26, 2010

Enigmatron

A female cyborg who has not yet been programmed for bitchiness.
Here on Alpha Scent Orrie, a good man is as rare as an Enigmatron
Enigmatron by Danny Reynolds January 8, 2009
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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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