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Encephalon Paradominius Tenuis

Brain Worm that causes ear-piercing pain due to the contraction of blood vessels, induced psychosis and possibly more due to lack of testing. Basically calling someone crazy but in a insane extravagant way
My friend caught the Encephalon Paradominius Tenuis and now he believes in chemtrails

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy 

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.
Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

fecal encephalopathy

1. The medical term for "shit head"

2. When one's head is so full of shit they become disoriented
"My patient has a serious case of fecal encephalopathy"

"I concur"

Faecal Encephalopathy 

If you wind up in the emergency room because, say, you were trying to launch bottle rockets out of your anus, you can expect to hear this term thrown around. Latin, or pseudo-latin, is often used to convey unflattering terms and make it sound grandiloquent to the uninformed (or faecal-encephalopathic) ear.

Variations include Cranio-Rectal Syndrome and Cranial Rectosis, presumably for when the patient has shit for brains
that guy has some serious Faecal Encephalopathy

encephalocircus

When brainstorming leads to the rapid generation of a lot of out-of-the-box ideas.
Slim: Hey what do ya'll fools wanna do tonight?
Ricardo: Yo, let's hit up that new club down on the corner.
Anthony: Let's play some pool.
Sebastian: Yo, yo yo, I got it! Let's take a bubble bath together.
Slim: Aww shiiet. This is a real encephalocircus up in heyah.
encephalocircus by localwhit May 10, 2010

Encephalosexual 

An encephalosexual person is someone who does not experience attraction until an intellectual bond is formed, these people fall under the umbrella sexuality of asexual. This term IS NOT sapiosexuality, as it is formed after one forms an intellectual bond (ex. a share in interest in music, poetry, etc.), as a pose to just liking someone based upon their perceived smartness. The word was created to be similar to sapiosexual but without the gatekeeping. This term can be combined with other sexualities to create a more accurate name for it for the individual person.
Steve: Dan likes Trisha due to their shared interest in music
Kyle: didn't he like Adam for the same reason
Steve: yes, that means that he encephalosexual
Encephalosexual by PoltryMan February 12, 2021
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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