emused 

When one replies with an "lol" or "lmao" or "haha" without ever cracking so much as a smile.

I don't believe most people laugh at videos or funny texts, they send back an "lol" without actually being amused, just emused.

emused by Oneboringcubicle November 18, 2013

emusexual 

Of or pertaining to sexual relations with emus.

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.

emusexual by SWP May 6, 2005

emued 

When a person younger and/or shorter than you harasses you (verbally, sexually, painfully, etc.).

OMG! Spencer just emued Luke! And right in the balls too!!!

emued by ShawnTheNinja October 24, 2007

Emsedic 

A reluctance to destroy or consume something because of its importance, scarcity, or desirability.

Loosely derived from the Cantonese phrase 唔捨得.

I saved the purple candies until last because I was emsedic about them.

Emsedic by ChefBoyarE September 9, 2020

embused 

Embarrassed yet Amused

Suzi was embarrassed for marking herself with a pen. Chris was amused but together they were embused 🙂

embused by Ben Allover November 27, 2023