emused

When one replies with an "lol" or "lmao" or "haha" without ever cracking so much as a smile.

I don't believe most people laugh at videos or funny texts, they send back an "lol" without actually being amused, just emused.

by Oneboringcubicle November 18, 2013

emusexual

Of or pertaining to sexual relations with emus.

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.

by SWP May 6, 2005

emued

When a person younger and/or shorter than you harasses you (verbally, sexually, painfully, etc.).

OMG! Spencer just emued Luke! And right in the balls too!!!

by ShawnTheNinja October 24, 2007

Emsedic

A reluctance to destroy or consume something because of its importance, scarcity, or desirability.

Loosely derived from the Cantonese phrase 唔捨得.

I saved the purple candies until last because I was emsedic about them.

by ChefBoyarE September 9, 2020

embused

Embarrassed yet Amused

Suzi was embarrassed for marking herself with a pen. Chris was amused but together they were embused 🙂

by Ben Allover November 27, 2023