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Embarrassed 

Me. I’m a clown.
I just sent a humiliating snap to 25 people and I’m so embarrassed
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Embarrassed 

Theres no point in getting embarrassed by something you already did. Shit happens.
Getting embarrassed is like apologizing too much, it doesn't do any good. Fuck the person who read your dirty text and didnt want to.
Embarrassed by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020

Embarrassed by proxy

Feeling embarrassed for somebody when they are doing something embarrassing
I was embarrassed by proxy for it the girl talking too loudly in the movie theater
Embarrassed by proxy by Kputzer March 2, 2018

embarrassed witness

A witness who saw someone else do something which embarrassed that person and also feels embarrassed for having witnessed what took place and knowing that the person who committed the embarrassing action, or to whom the embarrassing thing happened, saw the ( usually sole ) witness.
Seeing the woman commit a mistake made me feel like an embarrassed witness.
embarrassed witness by but for February 8, 2018

Embarrassed Bros

The act of scoring single-digits in one half of a basketball game by a Top 25 ranked team.
#15 San Diego State embarrassed bros by scoring a total 9 points in the first half of their game against unranked Wyoming on January 19, 2013.
Embarrassed Bros by John D Smith February 1, 2013

financially embarrassed 

When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.
Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat?

Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed.

Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.

Second-hand embarrassed 

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.
Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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