emurg

A man beast every street racer is scared of. The “Emurg” is really well known mostly around Orange County. If you ever see the beast you better pray to Jesus.

Bro did you see that?

“Yes bro that was emurg and he looked mad we better get out of here asap!”

by Xansz January 7, 2021

Emorge

to excessively overeat due to overwhelming emotions

Work was so stressful today so I went home and emorged.

by The Lexineer April 6, 2017

emergency induction port

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

by S.I.S October 10, 2020

emergency screen

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

emergency weed

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

by preteentommy December 1, 2013