emulsional

The term used to describe a paint & decorator who's feeling under the weather.

"Where's Colin today? He's meant to be painting the lounge!"
"Oh yeah, his wife rang this morning and said he won't be in for a while as he is feeling rather emulsional"

emulsional by deadly_lampshade January 9, 2016

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emulsional intelligence

the covering layer a manager develops to make his staff think he actually cares about them. Subverted from 'emotional intelligence'.

jenny was really upset at work. I had to use emulsional intelligence to get her through it and back to her job.

emulsional intelligence by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

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Emulsion

The collective noun for a group of pharmacists. A minimum of three or more pharmacists must be present to qualify.

The pharmacy in the hospital was teeming with an emulsion of pharmacists.

The protest at the retail pharmacy chain headquarters was led by an emulsion of disgruntled pharmacists.

I approached a group of young professionals wearing white coats huddled beside a "Free Blood Pressure Screening" sign and asked, "Are y'all doctors?" A handsome young man with Hoseph Jong embroidered on his left breast replied, "No. We are an emulsion of pharmacists. Not harmacists."

Emulsion by Ben Chi December 11, 2018

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Silicone Emulsion

noun. A magical ingredient found in top shelf moisturizers, it leaves skin radiant and softer than cashmere. Silicone Emulsion is derived from the horns of unicorns.

I just want to bathe in Silicone Emulsion.

Silicone Emulsion by tangelicforever November 9, 2010