emulsional

The term used to describe a paint & decorator who's feeling under the weather.

"Where's Colin today? He's meant to be painting the lounge!"
"Oh yeah, his wife rang this morning and said he won't be in for a while as he is feeling rather emulsional"

by deadly_lampshade January 9, 2016

emulsional intelligence

the covering layer a manager develops to make his staff think he actually cares about them. Subverted from 'emotional intelligence'.

jenny was really upset at work. I had to use emulsional intelligence to get her through it and back to her job.

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010