emulsional 

The term used to describe a paint & decorator who's feeling under the weather.

"Where's Colin today? He's meant to be painting the lounge!"
"Oh yeah, his wife rang this morning and said he won't be in for a while as he is feeling rather emulsional"

emulsional by deadly_lampshade January 9, 2016

emulsional intelligence 

the covering layer a manager develops to make his staff think he actually cares about them. Subverted from 'emotional intelligence'.

jenny was really upset at work. I had to use emulsional intelligence to get her through it and back to her job.

emulsional intelligence by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Emulsion 

The collective noun for a group of pharmacists. A minimum of three or more pharmacists must be present to qualify.

The pharmacy in the hospital was teeming with an emulsion of pharmacists.

The protest at the retail pharmacy chain headquarters was led by an emulsion of disgruntled pharmacists.

I approached a group of young professionals wearing white coats huddled beside a "Free Blood Pressure Screening" sign and asked, "Are y'all doctors?" A handsome young man with Hoseph Jong embroidered on his left breast replied, "No. We are an emulsion of pharmacists. Not harmacists."

Emulsion by Ben Chi December 11, 2018

Silicone Emulsion

noun. A magical ingredient found in top shelf moisturizers, it leaves skin radiant and softer than cashmere. Silicone Emulsion is derived from the horns of unicorns.

I just want to bathe in Silicone Emulsion.

Silicone Emulsion by tangelicforever November 9, 2010

Emutional 

Emotional, Spelt incorrectly

Not a real word I came up with it when talking to somebody on MSN About rice.

Randomer: I got emotional about rice
Me: How can you get emutional about rice
Randomer: Emutional!! LMAO!

Emutional by Luke Pea October 20, 2006

Elusional 

When somebody is crazy. Doesn’t know common sense and has a big forehead. For example five head.

Damn fivehead you really are elusional huh?

Elusional by Chance The wise February 22, 2021

emultional 

When a painter/ person painting can't control their emotions.

"I got so emultional the other day whilst I was painting my lounge"

emultional by HelmB23 October 26, 2017