The best friend of everyone. A cute and loveable person thats makes every people around them feel comfortable and happy. One of the best lover too btw!
An Opera Singer impersonated by Leslie Neilson's character Lt Frank Drebin in 'The Naked Gun'. He sings the US national anthem, umpires a baseball game and saves the Queen of England.
Enrico is a kind hearted man.His brown eyes can make any woman's heart skip a beat.He should never change because he is an awesome person.He is funny,sexy and a sweetheart.He may try to act like a tough guy but he is a big softy.His smile is contagious to all those around him.Talking to him makes my day brighter.I look forward to seeing him everyday.I wish I could tell him how I feel...but I can't.
Woman 1:Did you see that sexy guy over there?!
Woman 2:Yeah!That's my friend Enrico.He is amazing and dreamy!I want to go out to dinner with him.
The 95% of the unknown universe, theorized to contain dark matter and dark energy, is actually hammer-space for Enrico's extra penis.
Warning: NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH. HE KNOWS JIU-JITSU.
Legality: In the event you are to meet an Enrico who is not omnipotent and well endowed, He must be punched in the testicular region and told he is adopted, as punishment for not living up to the name, so honorably bestowed upon him.
Woman: "Hey sexy, what's your name?"
Enrico: "Enrico"
Woman: "I think i'm pregnant"
The main antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. He is one of DIO's loyal followers and a friend of his. His Stand is Whitesnake at first, which then turns into C-Moon, and finally Made in Heaven.
Alot of his actions in SO have led to a bunch of jokes about him, such as him being gay for DIO.
Mike "Doc" Emrick is the best hockey announcer out there. He currently does play-by-play for the New Jersey Devils, but he also does national NHL coverage for NBC and Versus. His knowledge of the game and its history is second to none. His mastery of the English language is demonstrated when he uses different words such as "paraphernalia" to describe goalie equipment and "pirouette" when a player spins and does a 360. He is called Doc because he has a Ph.D. in communications, and he was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 2008.
I love listening to Doc Emrick & Chico Resch call Devils gamestogether.
"Langenbrunner delays then fires to Parise, he shoots and scores!"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*