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The absolute sexiest, smartest, most heroic name that can be bestowed upon a man.

Meaning "King" and "Protector of the domain".

The 95% of the unknown universe, theorized to contain dark matter and dark energy, is actually hammer-space for Enrico's extra penis.


Legality: In the event you are to meet an Enrico who is not omnipotent and well endowed, He must be punched in the testicular region and told he is adopted, as punishment for not living up to the name, so honorably bestowed upon him.
Woman: "Hey sexy, what's your name?"
Enrico: "Enrico"
Woman: "I think i'm pregnant"
by Ebob101 October 14, 2010
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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Enrico is a kind hearted man.His brown eyes can make any woman's heart skip a beat.He should never change because he is an awesome person.He is funny,sexy and a sweetheart.He may try to act like a tough guy but he is a big softy.His smile is contagious to all those around him.Talking to him makes my day brighter.I look forward to seeing him everyday.I wish I could tell him how I feel...but I can't.
Woman 1:Did you see that sexy guy over there?!
Woman 2:Yeah!That's my friend Enrico.He is amazing and dreamy!I want to go out to dinner with him.
by Lucyheartfilia January 06, 2018
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noun (1) - The most complex man on the Earth. He is very talented on anything he does. From being geek to jock, he can outwit and pwn anyone you're mom has been fucking with. He has an average dick but it has the best sensation a woman can attain.

(2) - hot and wise
Damn! That dude is enrico. He's got the package!
by dicktionaryGod March 14, 2009
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Wow this man is incredible, the most sexiest, hot, caring, loyal bumble bee,,, I feel very loved when I am with him ! When our beautiful cat Nayla smiles at me and looks in my eyes it just remind me of my baby Enrico!!! I miss him every minute of the day and I can't imagine life with out him!!! My Enrico x
by Verity smith May 04, 2017
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Usually a guy who likes to touch girls. He can be a real douche but everyone likes him, he can be awesome at times. Often white, but 76.33% are black. He gets turned on really easily and shouldn't be fucked with too often.
Wow, that Enrico is has some serious black booty!
by Pseudoynmmm November 30, 2013
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