emoticunt

A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.

kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.

emoticunt by Eric Melech April 18, 2005

emoticunt

1.A person, usually female, who uses emoticons passive aggressively.

2. A person who uses emoticons to imbue an otherwise benign message with hostility.

3. A person who uses emoticons to make an obnoxious message even more rude.

My girlfriend is such an emoticunt when she's mad- it's amazing how scathing a one-word text can be when you add some carefully selected emojis to the end of it.

emoticunt by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 19, 2015

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

emoticonundrum 

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

emoticonundrum by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

Emoticoning 

To express complete thoughts using a combination of emoji picture icons with little to no words.

Darlene: "Jim, your emoticoning skills have gotten better - You translated an entire song!"

Jim: "Thanks! I hope to make it big one day, and won't forget your support!"

Emoticoning by MoMani January 20, 2013

fight me emoticon 

(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.

(ง'̀-'́)ง (fight me emoticon) Fight me, Susan. Kidding. You know I love you, Susan. <3}

fight me emoticon by missroxyspamcake January 16, 2016

schrödinger's emoticon 

Double epic fail of Correction entry for Oct 4th 2014 word of the day. It's :(:

Schrödinger's emoticon is often seen in the popular phrase "Bipolar is awesome!" :):

schrödinger's emoticon by DangerZone October 10, 2014