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Embroid Rage

Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.
Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?

Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.
Embroid Rage by bucknroses July 8, 2010

Emroids  

A mildly derogatory term for students who attend Emory University in Atlanta, GA, and who may or may not be assholes.
Jesus, these drunk Emroids are a pain in my ass.
Emroids by miles undeground October 1, 2007

embroidery 

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)
Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition
embroidery by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.
Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
Anal Embroidery by pixel135 May 27, 2013

Ecoroids 

Plant enhancement chemicals, plant steroids.
1. The Joneses must use ecoroids on their roses.
2. Zephyr uses ecoroids in his grow operation to get fat buds.
Ecoroids by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Embroidered

What’s left of someone you used to know.

The way they used to hold me, compliment me, tell me they loved me, it’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.

They way they hit me, threw insults so easily, brought me down any chance they could. It’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.
1:I love being around you, your presence always improves my mood.
You: thank you

2: you’re a waste of space, your presence is a bother and burden.
You: I’m sorry

It stay’s with you forever, embroidered in you.
Embroidered by Enluvwhee March 25, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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