Col. Dr.'s definitions

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Bud

Alternative to calling someone a cunt, a pussy, a cowtard, a corrupt Republican-worshipping numbskull, and other effeminate/cowardly insults in one word.

Watch who you're mouthing off to, bud.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

My Jew

Familiar term of greeting between g-unit people of the Hebrew faith, mimicking blacks who call each other my nigga.

Hey, my Jew, whazzup wit yo Hebrew grammar lessons?

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Piggy Bank

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.

We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Panty Poser

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.

Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Graffiti Fraud

Advertising disguised as underground art.

Exemplified by Mark Ecko's faking of the tagging of Air Force One, which was a high cost production to advertise stillfree.com.

Can be used to describe any underground culture being used to induce consumers to buy something.

Using punk music in commercials is just plain graffiti fraud.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006