emoglasses 

emoglasses are glasses that are usually extreamly bold and black.. some emo posers get these when they dont even need them to see. just to look EMO!!

guy:OMG you wont believe what i got at hot topic!
other emo guy: what did you get?
guy: i got emoglasses so i can be supper emo!!
other guy: yay ive got to go get them now too !

emoglasses by eff a cow June 27, 2006

emo glasses 

Glasses with thick black frames, worn by people that don't actually need glasses, Make Skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot Librarians when they actually look more like Ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a "thing" and subsequently gets them laid. Makes Fat boys look like Drew Carey.

"the hot one with the emoglasses next to the fat bitch in the emo glasses"

emo glasses by Happelshmatz September 3, 2005

emo glasses 

Thick, black-rimmed "nerd" glasses that make women look incredibly sexy

"That girl in the emo glasses is so fucking hot; I just want to blow my load all over them."

emo glasses by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

Emo glasses 

Thick framed geek glasses. Buddy Holly wore these. Just because I wear them doesn't mean I'm emo! So don't judge a person by their glasses.

Emokid: Are you emo, because you're wearing emo glasses.
Me: Hell no.

Emo glasses by xRaex April 30, 2006

emo glasses 

Very ugly, thick, black glasses worn by trendy fans of emo music. They resemble traditional "nerd" glasses and many emo fans think it's cool to pretend that they are nerds because they think they are being nonconformist. However, since emos now make up the vast majority of people on planet earth, doing so is very conformist and insulting to real nerds who toil endlessly to keep your computers working.

Look at that guy with the emo glasses, he listens to trendy crap music.

emo glasses by cm August 26, 2004

Philadelphia Eyeglasses 

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.

This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.

Philadelphia Eyeglasses by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

emo glasses 

A type of black-framed glasses often worn by emo enthusiasts and lesbians. Also occasionally seen worn by guys who are trying way too hard to look smarter than they actually are.

Emo glasses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.

emo glasses by Ryan Thompson August 10, 2004