the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.
Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.
by Skidizzle August 30, 2006
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Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.
Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
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the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."
this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.
by john March 14, 2005
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The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

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After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.
by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
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"that dood's face is trollish!"

"yeah, thank god he has the emo swoop"
by Kossuth April 12, 2007
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The hairstyle of an emo kid, in which the majority of the hair is parted off to the side, covering the face.
Usually dyed an assortment of colors, but most often black.
They also tend to be greasy, and pushed back a lot. But the emo swoop always falls back into place.
Real emo kids have emo swoops.
by xemostarx May 6, 2006
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The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.
The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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