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Emotibomb 

The act of reapeatedly and pointlessly sending someone emoticons over email, text or instant message applications.
Allan: :)
Allan: o)
Allan: >)
Sara: What?
Allan: <3
Sara: Seriously, this is annoying.
Allan: :/
Allan: >:O
Sara: Please stop emotibombing me.

emotibitch 

One who excessively uses emoticons to describe emotions in text messaging. Primarily occurs in iMessage.
Two friends conversing together...

Matt: "Dan just iMessaged me to go out for drinks using nothing but beer and smiley emoticons"

Jake: "What an emotibitch"
emotibitch by Rooney1228 September 20, 2012
Some medical style shit that makes you vomit.
Emetic's robot body has lasers and stuff. because it's from the future. This cheese is an emetic. cheese.
emetic by Emetic August 25, 2003

Emotibabble 

Using emoticons for an entire conversation. Using copious amount of emoticons to get your point across.
Emotibabble: :) ;) :P :P

got that story?
Emotibabble by Ofnsve June 25, 2009

emotibonics 

explanation of each emoticon's feeling that it represents.
Guy-:/
Girl-What are you pouting about?!?
Guy- I thought that was the emoticon for grimace!!!
Girl-OHHH... HMMM
Guy- Guess I need to work on my emotibonics and figure out what it is!
emotibonics by philhutch80 March 3, 2010

Pathetic Emetic 

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.

This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?

Dave: Hell yeah man.

Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?

Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!

Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA

**They high five**
Pathetic Emetic by FattUnit May 25, 2011