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Pathetic Emetic
A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.
This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?
Dave: Hell yeah man.
Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?
Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!
Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA
**They high five**
Dave: Hell yeah man.
Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?
Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!
Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA
**They high five**
Pathetic Emetic by FattUnit May 25, 2011
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schrödinger's emoticon
An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"
However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"
However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "
schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014
empticiymabmpuuicoyd
empticiymabmpuuicoyd by Cheddar tea July 16, 2019
emoticonundrum
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emoticonundrum by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
Emoticoning
Darlene: "Jim, your emoticoning skills have gotten better - You translated an entire song!"
Jim: "Thanks! I hope to make it big one day, and won't forget your support!"
Jim: "Thanks! I hope to make it big one day, and won't forget your support!"
Emoticoning by MoMani January 20, 2013
fight me emoticon
(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.
fight me emoticon by missroxyspamcake January 16, 2016
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